After some consideration of the menu
You order your selections one by one.
Your server writing down each little detail;
Hanging on each word until you're done.
Aiming just to please you with fine service;
Knowing fully their gratuity
Is dependent on your satisfaction,
They smile and act as pleasant as can be.
Your order quickly placed for preparation,
The cook assembles the ingredients.
Knowing full well your anticipation;
Working hard with swift expedience.
Your meal prepared by your precise direction;
Served promptly, friendly, strictly by the book.
So, if it's not exactly to your liking...
Who placed the order?
Don't shoot the cook.