Is Anything Really Free?

Bargains come in all shapes and sizes;
In colors bright and pale.
Dressed up, dressed down,
Loaded, stripped, all equipped for sale.
Touted as the best there is,
The message clearly sings and rings.
"Take me! I'm free!
Best there can be."
But watch out for the strings.

Lulu Storefront: http://www.lulu.com/dsmartin
Amazon Author's Page: http://www.amazon.com/Dennis-S-Martin/e/B004SXY4LG/ref=sr_tc_2_0?qid=1394055582&sr=1-2-ent