Friday, September 09, 2022

Fru Fru

Such a prissy, sissy missy

Pattering, prattering all day long.

Light foot prancing, always dancing,

Making your master sing your song.

Just a fluffy little fru fru.

Nervous Nellie, take a pill.

Pompous with your pompadour.

Looking at you makes me ill.

When you speak, instead of warning,

Only an annoying whine.

All I want to tell you is to

Stick it where the sun don’t shine.

Some may say that you’re a sweet

And precious little cuddle-bug.

But it would suit me to a tee

To never see your fru fru mug.

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