Sunday, September 04, 2022

Pushed Back, Stomped On. Ouch!

Oomph! Hey! Watch it!

What’s wrong with you?

You got a burr up your bun, or what?

Stop trying to push your way ahead.

The rest of us have to wait our turn, so

Why not you? You selfish freak.

Yeah, it’s you I’m talking to.

Hey! Watch that, buddy.

You’re outta line.

Don’t make me get physical.

Ungh! Hey! Stop! That hurt a lot.

Ooof! Man! What’s the matter with you?

Get off!

Have you gone nuts, or what?

Ouch! Now look! That really hurt!

Oh yeah! So what?

Well, same to you.

I’d get up and pound you, but

I think I might have broken something.

Yes indeed.

My injuries may have saved your ass,

But now I guess we’ll never know.

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