I Can Sell Anything

Oh, I... I can sell anything;
All you imagining.
It's all for sale. Who knows? ... 
Maybe that diamond ring.
Who knows what price it may bring?
'Cause I never fail. It don't matter if it's cold or hot...
I can sell it if it can be bought.
Add a little sweetener into the pot
Til the buyer just can't say no.
'Cause I... I can sell anything.
Registers jing-a-ling
When I start my spiel.
Give up... Might as well write the check.
Resistance hits the deck
When I pitch the deal.
Makes no difference what you have to sell,
I could sell the pope a ticket to hell;
Take a pile of garbage and make it smell
Like the sweetest rose in bloom.
'Cause I... I can sell anything;
Like a bird on the wing,
Always on the move.
Move out... Let me set up the sting.
I'll make the pigeons sing.
Got a lot to prove.
Don't tell me that it's not for sale.
I'm the hammer that drives the nail.
Have no doubt 'cause I never fail
To get it signed on the line..

It don't matter if you're weak or strong,
Your resistance can't last too long.
You'll think I'm right even if I'm wrong
And you're gonna like it just fine.
Because I... I can sell anything...
Yes, I can sell anything...
Mmmm... Anything.

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