I’m
not a grand fan of tattoos.
My tastes are a bit more subdued,
But if you like pain
And have little to gain
I suppose there is nothing to lose.
A young man from Kalamazoo
Demanded a tiger tattoo.
The feline attacked,
Made the young man his snack
Then the tiger went back to the zoo.
A father thought tatts were taboo,
A garishly bold bugaboo.
The daughter cried, “Bull!”
Then inked on a skull.
It was a fine how-do-you-do.
A drunken tattoo scribed in haste
Was considered a dreadful mistake.
Says the artist in question,
“May I make a suggestion. It’s
A matter of personal taste.”
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My tastes are a bit more subdued,
But if you like pain
And have little to gain
I suppose there is nothing to lose.
A young man from Kalamazoo
Demanded a tiger tattoo.
The feline attacked,
Made the young man his snack
Then the tiger went back to the zoo.
A father thought tatts were taboo,
A garishly bold bugaboo.
The daughter cried, “Bull!”
Then inked on a skull.
It was a fine how-do-you-do.
A drunken tattoo scribed in haste
Was considered a dreadful mistake.
Says the artist in question,
“May I make a suggestion. It’s
A matter of personal taste.”
Lulu Storefront: http://www.lulu.com/dsmartin
Plays: http://sites.google.com/site/playsbydennissmartin/
Amazon Author's Page: http://www.amazon.com/Dennis-S-Martin/e/B004SXY4LG/ref=sr_tc_2_0?qid=1394055582&sr=1-2-ent
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