Saturday, May 27, 2017


I’m not a grand fan of tattoos. 
My tastes are a bit more subdued, 
But if you like pain 
And have little to gain 
I suppose there is nothing to lose.

A young man from Kalamazoo 
Demanded a tiger tattoo. 
The feline attacked, 
Made the young man his snack 
Then the tiger went back to the zoo.

A father thought tatts were taboo, 
A garishly bold bugaboo. 
The daughter cried, “Bull!” 
Then inked on a skull. 
It was a fine how-do-you-do.

A drunken tattoo scribed in haste 
Was considered a dreadful mistake. 
Says the artist in question, 
“May I make a suggestion. It’s 
A matter of personal taste.”

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